Ted Rall for June 03, 2006
Transcript:
Man: Can it be - ? Woman: Must be a mirage. Man: No. No - it's real! Man: I thought they were all gone! Woman: How eerie... this is so 1978. Man: Let's go in! Man: Do you take coupons from Arthur Treacher's? Woman: Imbecile! Man: I am so blogging about this. Woman: The hell you are! Man: We still have 1200 units nationwide!!! Members of the expedition, lost, weary and close to the breaking point, make a startling discovery. A previously unknown survivor, a lonely remnant of a time when great empire of fish'n'chip eateries fought for fast-food supremacy, lingers at the low-rent on-ramp to the I-92 bypass. Despite their efforts, they contaminate this living site of pop culture archeologoy. An outpost survives decades of change - but for how long?