Ted Rall for June 05, 2006
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Left Pundit Vs. Right Pundit Left pundit is always right. (Man: The war is dumb, immoral and we don't find any WMDs) Right pundit is always wrong (Woman: WMDs... evildoers with big fangs and glowing eyes- they're coming for us!!) Left pundit is ignored for being negative and knee-jerk. (Man: Forget that (yawn) left pundit. Book that hot right pundit- she's sold tons of books!) Right pundit sells tons and tons of books. Left pundit is vindicated and proven right. (Man: Funny- my phone isn't ringing.) Right pundit sells tons of books admitting having been wrong. Left pundit is paid once. Right pundit is paid twice! (Woman: Once for being wrong and once for being late!)