Ted Rall for December 28, 2006

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The liberal media won't report it - so this cartoon proudly depicts good news from US-occupied Iraq! Housing is more affordable than ever! With 1 out of 10 Iraqis dead or exiled abroad, it's a buyer's market! Properties are already priced to move - and ethnic cleansing is just beginning! Hundreds of new jobs every day! No pain, no gain! Torturer/interrogator with exp in electricity, H2o bd, rape/family. Convenient Abu Ghraib loc. Contact: agonzales@doj.gov.us-occ.gov. Deep 6000 dinars/day! Mortician wanted asap. Must have mad post-ied patch-up skillz. No Kurds, Shias! Call Ali 02148818. Iraq national police. The few. The proud. The soon to be dead. Rapid advancement at officers buy it! Religious freedom. We're finally free to kill every last Sunni heretic! Even the holidays have become less stressful! No more fights around the dinner table... No more icky eid ul-fitr fruitcakes. Thank you, America, for shooting my wife and kids at your checkpoint.