Ted Rall for December 30, 2006

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Alt. WW2 Planes sent by an undetermined enemy bomb pearl harbor, president Frank D. Bush delivers a speech on rubble of Pacific fleet. Gonna git 'em! 1943: US invades Swaziland. Hhohho, here we come! 1943: president declares end of major combat operations against Swaziland. Mission accomplished. 1944: president says he is no longer interested in Hirohito. I don't really think about him very much. 1945: Japan desk. The OSS disbands its Japan unit. 1946: Swaziland study group issues its report. Blue-ribbon panel calls for withdrawal soon. President promises to think about it, calls for more troops now. 1952: Japan captures DC. VA day.