Ted Rall for May 07, 2007
May 05, 2007
May 10, 2007
Transcript:
John McCain: I wuv you, Wubya! Woman: But Bush said you fathered an illegitimate baby with a hooker! McCain: I'm still a plain-talkin' maverick! After all, it's spring 2000! George W. Bush: Can't believe he forgot these here again! McCain: Too many people have died for nothing in Iraq not to send many more to give those deaths meaning. Baghdad is safe! What did I say?! The comb-over is key. Actuarially, I'm already dead. Symptoms of Alzheimer's. Memory loss. Disorientation. Misplacing things. Problems with abstract thinking. Problems with language. Poor judgment. Personality changes. Passivity.
