Ted Rall for March 20, 2008
March 17, 2008
March 22, 2008
Transcript:
Obama's healthcare plan will cover children only. Adults need our awesome Obamacare work-up. First step: fake ID! We'll erase your work history, credit history... even your social security number. Instead, you'll get a school transcript. Gastric bypass surgery will shrink your body down to childlike healthcare qualified passable proportions. Stay alive long enough to see a doctor... stay alive long enough to see a doctor... We'll pump you full of hormones to make you prepubescent again and reverse damage to your DNA so you'll pass any test for Obamacare. Weird! Last, but not lease: plastic surgery to give you kid-like facial features! Hair, big eyes, mini nose, Obama luvs me.
