Ted Rall for March 17, 2008
March 15, 2008
March 20, 2008
Transcript:
We Americans like to keep our options open. What do you think about open relationships? Take torture. We say we don't do it. We do seriously bother and/or annoy. But we've made it legal, just in case. We only wear BDSM gear as a precaution. Another example is nuclear weapons. Eat tritium Senegalese bastard! We deserve the right to launch a first strike. But we won't do it. Probably. 'Course, nothing stops us from testing a nuke... On an enemy city. Then there's voting. Do voting stations have beer? Do they have girls? If so, I might vote while I'm there.
