Ted Rall for December 24, 2012
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Transcript:
After yet another mass shooting, right-wing politicians call to arm students and teachers. (Man: This wouldn't have been as bad if our adorable dead children had been able to defend themselves.) Which prompts the psycho-killers' lobby to ask: (Man 2: What about the rights of herotofore law-abiding mass shooters? Is it fair to ask one psycho to take on two dozen rugrats with assault rifles?) Congress acts to restore weapons parity in the nation's schools. (Man 3: Registered nutcases can buy an RPG and mortars, subject to a 15-minute waiting period, which is the average drive time to a school.) But then- (Man 4: This massacre might have been mitigated if the kids had had WMDs) (Man 3: Will the madness ever end? We hope not!)
