Ted Rall for January 18, 2013
Transcript:
Police work pays off: The killer of innocent school kids is arrested. (Police Officer 1: Damn it's hot here.) (Police Officer 2: Freeze, creep! You're gonna pay for what you did!) But then- (Man: I didn't use a gun to kill those kids. I used a drone.) (Police Officer 2: An act of war! This is Pakistan! You attacked the U.S.!) (Man: No problem. I had a lawyer draft a memo outlining the legal rationale justifying my American schoolkid- murdering program.) (Police Officers: Can we see it?) (Man: Nope) (Man 2: Forget it. Let him go.) (Police Officer 2: If I'd known he had a secret unredable document-) (Police Officer 3: Order more body bags.)