Ditch New Year’s Resolutions Day. In my entire life, I only made one New Year’s resolution that I actually kept. That was the year I resolved not to make any more New Year’s resolutions.
National Hot Buttered Rum Day
National Bootlegger’s Day. I don’t know why there’s a day for bootleggers when alcohol is so easy to get. But I just report these “holidays”. I don’t make them up.
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Ditch New Year’s Resolutions Day. In my entire life, I only made one New Year’s resolution that I actually kept. That was the year I resolved not to make any more New Year’s resolutions.
National Hot Buttered Rum Day
National Bootlegger’s Day. I don’t know why there’s a day for bootleggers when alcohol is so easy to get. But I just report these “holidays”. I don’t make them up.