Today is:
National Airborne Day. National Airborne Day honors the military’s airborne divisions of the Armed Forces.
National Rum Day
National Roller Coaster Day
National Joke Day. Well, I won’t be drinking any rum or riding on any roller coasters today, but I can at least tell a joke. So here goes:
Husband to wife: I invited a friend home for supper.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty and I don’t feel like cooking!
Husband: I know all that.
Wife: Then why did you invite a friend to dinner?
Husband: Because the poor fol is thinking about getting married.
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Graham Harrop
Today is:
National Airborne Day. National Airborne Day honors the military’s airborne divisions of the Armed Forces.
National Rum Day
National Roller Coaster Day
National Joke Day. Well, I won’t be drinking any rum or riding on any roller coasters today, but I can at least tell a joke. So here goes:
Husband to wife: I invited a friend home for supper.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty and I don’t feel like cooking!
Husband: I know all that.
Wife: Then why did you invite a friend to dinner?
Husband: Because the poor fol is thinking about getting married.