Shakespeare’s Shylock was more than a lender. / As a painter, he’d secretly render / full-length portraits of guys / that his daughter would prize, / and to whom she would gladly surrender. /// Daughter Jessica lusts after boys, / therefore Shylock developed some ploys. / With brush, canvas, and oils, / her libido he foils, / when she kisses the paintings, not goys.
Shakespeare’s Shylock was more than a lender. / As a painter, he’d secretly render / full-length portraits of guys / that his daughter would prize, / and to whom she would gladly surrender. /// Daughter Jessica lusts after boys, / therefore Shylock developed some ploys. / With brush, canvas, and oils, / her libido he foils, / when she kisses the paintings, not goys.