That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 24, 2022

Berrrkkk .

I still think we would be having an easier time if you could find that oral thermometer!

My original post in 2016:

And that’s what you get for messing with Hercules’s wife.

Was this titled The Battle of the Centaury?

Worst halftime show ever. Even with the nip-slip.

Nessus and Deianeira: 

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Again, a slightly larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1601 (12/14/16) (March 23, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu. I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far 5 works, by this artist, have been used here (7 times total, including a later different caption repeat, and this Throwback Thursday repeat). The February 16, 2018, strip has the prior (the different caption repeat; my comment there has 5 of the artist info URLs, 1 has since disappeared, pointed to by the here links in my blog entry comment).

Things ain’t always what they appear/

But whatever is happening here/

She’s bound to escape/

From the probable rape/

When the stud gets a spear in the rear.

Since he was cut from the Budweiser Wagon Team, Herb’s been a real pest with the ladies.

Thanks! At first glance I didn’t notice the orange guy back there.

/// Tugging hard at her long purple cape,

Nessus tried Deianira to rape.

While she pulled at his beard

Both made faces so weird

That brave Heracles stared, mouth agape.

Dana White wasn’t sure what division to put the half Wookie half-man UFC fighter, but he knew there was money in it!

“Are you up for a little horse-play?”

Robie centaur, was unsure whether it was a he or a she, but he was in love.

Mixed Martial Arts ain’t what it use to be, but still entertaining!

Again with the right side titillation. Aren’t there any left-handed centaur-rapists?

That centaur is about the get a spear-tip enema.

That’s the ugliest centaur that I ever saw.

Yea. I’ve been to square dances that looked like that.

The centaur’s a seldom-seen beast/

Whose numbers have only decreased/

The few who remain/

Could never sustain/

Their ilk, so the species has ceased.///

Likewise for the satyr and faun:/

For centuries both have been gone/

From the forests and woods/

Though in some neighborhoods/

You may see a few on a lawn.

/// Too bad “Priceless” got posted so late.

Counting this Comment, just 28

have been written thus far,

and that sets a low bar

for this painting— potentially great.

/// Take a look at their grimacing faces,

and where Hercules weapon he places.

“Two young girls reading” boasts

over one hundred posts.

This one ought to have won all the races.

quit horsing Andromicus, this is my best toga!

“You call this a pixie cut? Damned if I’ll pay you, and I’m never coming back to this salon again!”

She: I said no rough stuff, remember!