/// “Mrs. Milius” and “Mrs. Schroll”
have agreed to meet here on this knoll.
One is really a man,
and they whisper their plan
to make world domination their goal.
/// Picnic in the Woods— perfect disguise
for a meeting of two German spies.
Denmark’s neutral, and thus,
they can both, with no fuss,
mix explosives with no prying eyes.
/// LR forty-nine, nine fifty-four
is the secret that might win the war.
Nothing like it’s been seen
in nineteen-seventeen,
it could blow a battalion to gore.
/// But the German spies never foresaw
that the formula had a huge flaw.
Left out in the hot sun
their food-bomb comes undone.
Too much mayonnaise mixed in the slaw.
/// “Mrs. Milius” and “Mrs. Schroll”
have agreed to meet here on this knoll.
One is really a man,
and they whisper their plan
to make world domination their goal.
/// Picnic in the Woods— perfect disguise
for a meeting of two German spies.
Denmark’s neutral, and thus,
they can both, with no fuss,
mix explosives with no prying eyes.
/// LR forty-nine, nine fifty-four
is the secret that might win the war.
Nothing like it’s been seen
in nineteen-seventeen,
it could blow a battalion to gore.
/// But the German spies never foresaw
that the formula had a huge flaw.
Left out in the hot sun
their food-bomb comes undone.
Too much mayonnaise mixed in the slaw.