That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 29, 2022

“His daddy has geld.”

Klause might be as dumb as a horse, but that wasn’t the reason most women compared him to one.

Mansplaining with a female translator!

“Ma, what does it mean when he says he wants a ‘roll in the hay?’ "

You get him to the bar and get him drunk. I’ll roll him in the alley when he comes out.

use the rake on him if he gets fresh again.

But look at the size of his pipe!

City slicker Knud, the “Leisure Suit Larry” of his time, tried to impress the farm girls with his oily charm. They snickered at his presumption as, unbeknownst to him, his “barn door” was open.

Between you and me, I think the long pipe is compensating for something

“A hoe??? No, silly, this is a rake. And there is only one.

…

He meant WHAT!?!"

“Ha, he has no idea we are joined at the hip under this dress.”

Psssssst … if you really want to impress him, you have to hold the rake around the correct way.

“He may be happy to see you dear, but that is an ear of corn in his pocket.”

“His Bockwurst, however, is well worth a quickie.”

Secret: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Fritz Reiss" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Secret, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3052 (December 28, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

yes! lidia he is what every girl in town is talking about and he know how to use it.

yes, it’s really true that he thinks mr ed can actually talk…

Ilse … do you have any of that potato salad left over from yesterday?

Ilse ignored what Lulu had to say. A few years later …

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Fritz_Reiss#/media/File:Fritz_Reiss_-_Schwarzwaelder_Leben.jpg

For tomorrow:

When Sir Laurence paints a relief/

His mastery beggars belief/

But his maidens are chaste/

And not my taste:/

Our relationship’s coming to grief..

W. S. Gilbert: “Then he would whisper it to me, And I could whisper it to you.”