(Yet again, Steve’s perfectly worded caption is the funniest possible response to this painting.)
/// Tommy opened the wicker trap’s latch
to remove something from The Day’s Catch.
The girls viewed his crustacean
with mixed angst and elation,
but in Elsie, young Tom’s met his match.
/// First, she captured the crab in their net,
(thus, preventing its use as a threat).
Tommy also got netted,
which he quickly regretted.
Crabs pinch hard when they’re really upset.
(Yet again, Steve’s perfectly worded caption is the funniest possible response to this painting.)
/// Tommy opened the wicker trap’s latch
to remove something from The Day’s Catch.
The girls viewed his crustacean
with mixed angst and elation,
but in Elsie, young Tom’s met his match.
/// First, she captured the crab in their net,
(thus, preventing its use as a threat).
Tommy also got netted,
which he quickly regretted.
Crabs pinch hard when they’re really upset.