Horace suddenly had the urge to sing, “So I’d like to know where, you got the notionSaid I’d like to know where, you got the notionTo rock the boat (don’t rock the boat, baby)Rock the boat (don’t tip the boat over)Rock the boat (don’t rock the boat, baby)Rock the boat”
Man standing: “Okay, one more practice run & then we’ll have the answer to the goat, wolf and cabbage problem, then you can stay home and I’ll do the rest.”
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Skipper, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3190 (September 19, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 3 works by him have been used here, the January 28, 2021, strip being the prior.
BE THIS GUY 12 months ago
This is not for what they signed up, but they had to go bring the skipper back to the ship after he spent the night ashore drinking and…
Solstice*1947 12 months ago
/// They are Going Ashore for the Skipper.
(Skip, ship’s captain of the Yankee Clipper.)
He’s attached to a stripper.
Drunk, he moved in to grip her
and Skip’s beard became stuck in her zipper.
rmremail 12 months ago
Is this were you last saw your wife?
rmremail 12 months ago
If they each take an oar & row, they’ll never get anywhere.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 12 months ago
Neither of them could figure why they weren’t getting anywhere until they finally realized they were both rowing against each other.
ronaldspence 12 months ago
Horace suddenly had the urge to sing, “So I’d like to know where, you got the notionSaid I’d like to know where, you got the notionTo rock the boat (don’t rock the boat, baby)Rock the boat (don’t tip the boat over)Rock the boat (don’t rock the boat, baby)Rock the boat”
Jayalexander 12 months ago
I was feeling gassy, standing up relieves the stomach cramps.
jel354 12 months ago
Take the mate’s cap size.
phritzg Premium Member 12 months ago
“Are you sure we’re out far enough for my first swimming lesson?”
Buzzworld 12 months ago
A Democrat and a Republican Congress member trying to get to shore.
GoComicsGo! 12 months ago
“I’m tellin’ ya. That’s not a Mermaid.”
Call me Ishmael 12 months ago
Though each of them rowed like H€££ /.They succumbed to the thundering swell:/
We regret to report/
That they never made port:/
They rowed HARD – but they didn’t row W€££..
(“Full fathom five thy father lies..”)///
They were almost in sight of a sail/
When there suddenly rose up a gale -/
And their craft came apart/
Abaft the front thwart/
The result of a missing nail…///
It was thought that the the Captain’s Frau/
Had decided “enow is enow”*/
And had pried the nail out/
But there lingers some doubt/
(Though she seems much more affable now..)
*enow is an archaic form of “enough “
wincoach Premium Member 12 months ago
Sit down and paddle faster! Making yourself look bigger is for scaring off bears; the Loch Ness monster is ten times that size.
Rev Phnk Ey 12 months ago
There’s got to be a big red thumb in there somewhere.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 12 months ago
The great-grandchildren of the guy in the white hat will be riding electric bikes with no hands while they look at their phones.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 12 months ago
Wait…stop…I swear I saw a mermaid……
Calvins Brother 12 months ago
John thought he was manning a rudder. They’d been going in circles for an hour.
lagoulou 12 months ago
Weird!
Csaw Backnforth 12 months ago
Man standing: “Okay, one more practice run & then we’ll have the answer to the goat, wolf and cabbage problem, then you can stay home and I’ll do the rest.”
mabrndt Premium Member 12 months ago
Going Ashore for the Skipper or Summer Leisure:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:1902 oil on canvas paintings" Wikimedia
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Skipper, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3190 (September 19, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 3 works by him have been used here, the January 28, 2021, strip being the prior.
prrdh 12 months ago
Finally, the Sundance Kid took over and they made it to Bolivia.
markmoss1 12 months ago
Just before the darned fool capsized the boat AGAIN!
stamps 12 months ago
Somehow I don’t think they’re going merrily down the stream.
d1234dick Premium Member 12 months ago
is guy standing wearing a wet shirt or is his skin that flabby?
Drbarb71 Premium Member 12 months ago
“You see that? What IS that? It’s getting closer—aaah give me that oar!” (Chomp)
Running Buffalo Premium Member 12 months ago
You standing up to go backwards … well; if that is your thing ….
But you can stop going “Beep … Beep … Beep” any time now.
Running Buffalo Premium Member 12 months ago
We’ve got to row faster! Somebody took a sharpie, and we are still in the path of the hurricane!