Young Dante was so nervous when he first met Beatrice, that he spewed food all over his collar and cuffs. She and her girlfriends considered it a divine comedy.
It’s something that no one really knows, But you can see by the eyes and the nose, Hiring models can cost you a lot, Of lira which Gio has not, So he pays one model to wear different clothes.
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Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3236 (December 13, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there with the extremely sparse info about this artist I could find. Only work by him used here so far.
rmremail 9 months ago
It’s clearly a bad date: She looks angry, and he looks constipated.
BE THIS GUY 9 months ago
They stared past each other, knowing this was as good as it was going to get until one of them died.
rmremail 9 months ago
“Gerald, Why is your face crooked?”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 9 months ago
That look after you’ve been told you are not the father.
Solstice*1947 9 months ago
/// These young folks were too busy to pose.
(Double portraits take time, goodness knows.)
So they had fashioned these
painted wax effigies
wearing wigs and the young peoples’ clothes.
Zykoic 9 months ago
Royalty summed up.
Mark Jeffrey Premium Member 9 months ago
Only 95%? That’s a VERY distant relative, as in a totally different species.
We share 98.8% of our DNA with chimpanzees!
Heck, we share something like 50% with bananas.
Jayalexander 9 months ago
You must find it hard to shave with your face all pushed in like that, did you get the license number of the truck?
sheep 9 months ago
National Institute of General Medical Sciences: The DNA of any two people on Earth is 99.6 percent identical.
Call me Ishmael 9 months ago
Two Italians of noble birth/
Here presented as objects of mirth /For excoriation/
To our small congregation /
Of persons of modest net worth.
blackman2732 9 months ago
He was stunned by her insult. She was surprised she didn’t think of it sooner.
Econ01 9 months ago
Page 344 of the 1520 Sears catalog. Everything you see here for 75 guilders (undergarments sold separately).
P51Strega 9 months ago
“OK your grace, your portrait is done, now turn around, put on the wig and dress and I will add your sister.”
Carol from CT 9 months ago
“Ha ha! You blinked first!”
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
Young Dante was so nervous when he first met Beatrice, that he spewed food all over his collar and cuffs. She and her girlfriends considered it a divine comedy.
Linguist 9 months ago
Painting of Firenze’s version of Darby & Joan.
aerotica69 9 months ago
Why do I have to dress up and have my hair done for our christmas card portrait, but you get to show up in your bathrobe?
wincoach Premium Member 9 months ago
He whispered, Thank you, but I don’t think you should grab that while we are in public. We must look serious and royal.
Rev Phnk Ey 9 months ago
Showtime at the rink, with Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 9 months ago
It’s something that no one really knows, But you can see by the eyes and the nose, Hiring models can cost you a lot, Of lira which Gio has not, So he pays one model to wear different clothes.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 9 months ago
So…..we don’t like each other, and we’re cousins, and we’re uncle and niece, and we’re aunt and nephew, so……when’s the wedding?
el_eye 9 months ago
Yikes !!
davanden 9 months ago
It doesn’t matter. Your marriage was arranged when you were five years old.
lagoulou 9 months ago
Here’s lookin’ at ya’!
Holden Awn 9 months ago
Two unrelated humans have 99.9% of their DNA in common.
Calvins Brother 9 months ago
Cross dresser, before and after.
The Wolf In Your Midst 9 months ago
“…what?! No, of course I didn’t! She who smelt it, dealt it!”
PoodleGroomer 9 months ago
She looked jealously at his fur collar while her dress only went to her armpits and she was freezing her t!ts off.
Bilan 9 months ago
She really hated the fact that he has better hair than hers.
Bilan 9 months ago
“It was your turn to pay the electric bill.”
“No, I paid it last time.”
Ken Holman Premium Member 9 months ago
When playing cards come to life, they still look 2D.
mabrndt Premium Member 9 months ago
Double Portrait of a Young Man and Young Woman:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:Heads of women in art" Wikimedia
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Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3236 (December 13, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there with the extremely sparse info about this artist I could find. Only work by him used here so far.
4892624 9 months ago
You guys do know that’s Richard III, right?
6turtle9 9 months ago
If silence is golden, this date is a pirates chest.
mshaw Premium Member 9 months ago
“Double Portrait of a Young Man and a Young Woman,” 1520
d1234dick Premium Member 9 months ago
I’m sorry darling i have to go and discover the Caribbean.
Running Buffalo Premium Member 9 months ago
It is considered tacky if you don’t unhypnotize them once you are finished.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
She: What did you expect me to wear to bed in this cold castle? And why are you wearing my fur jacket?
goboboyd 9 months ago
A marriage of convenience for both of them. Co-beards?
Call me Ishmael 9 months ago
For Thursday:
A volume of vast dimensions/
Absorbed Abercrombie’s attentions:/
But in order to read/
He knew he would need/
A table with extra extensions.
Call me Ishmael 9 months ago
When he laid the huge book on the table/
He discovered that he was unable/
Through the index to search/
For the table would lurch/
It appeared that the thing was unstable!