That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 13, 2023

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    rmremail  about 1 year ago

    It’s clearly a bad date: She looks angry, and he looks constipated.

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    They stared past each other, knowing this was as good as it was going to get until one of them died.

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    rmremail  about 1 year ago

    “Gerald, Why is your face crooked?”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That look after you’ve been told you are not the father.

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    Solstice*1947  about 1 year ago

    /// These young folks were too busy to pose.

    (Double portraits take time, goodness knows.)

    So they had fashioned these

    painted wax effigies

    wearing wigs and the young peoples’ clothes.

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    Zykoic  about 1 year ago

    Royalty summed up.

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    Mark Jeffrey  about 1 year ago

    Only 95%? That’s a VERY distant relative, as in a totally different species.

    We share 98.8% of our DNA with chimpanzees!

    Heck, we share something like 50% with bananas.

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    Jayalexander  about 1 year ago

    You must find it hard to shave with your face all pushed in like that, did you get the license number of the truck?

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    sheep  about 1 year ago

    National Institute of General Medical Sciences: The DNA of any two people on Earth is 99.6 percent identical.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 1 year ago

    Two Italians of noble birth/

    Here presented as objects of mirth /

    For excoriation/

    To our small congregation /

    Of persons of modest net worth.

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    blackman2732  about 1 year ago

    He was stunned by her insult. She was surprised she didn’t think of it sooner.

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    Econ01  about 1 year ago

    Page 344 of the 1520 Sears catalog. Everything you see here for 75 guilders (undergarments sold separately).

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    P51Strega  about 1 year ago

    “OK your grace, your portrait is done, now turn around, put on the wig and dress and I will add your sister.”

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    Carol from CT  about 1 year ago

    “Ha ha! You blinked first!”

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    PraiseofFolly  about 1 year ago

    Young Dante was so nervous when he first met Beatrice, that he spewed food all over his collar and cuffs. She and her girlfriends considered it a divine comedy.

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    Linguist  about 1 year ago

    Painting of Firenze’s version of Darby & Joan.

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    aerotica69  about 1 year ago

    Why do I have to dress up and have my hair done for our christmas card portrait, but you get to show up in your bathrobe?

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    wincoach Premium Member about 1 year ago

    He whispered, Thank you, but I don’t think you should grab that while we are in public. We must look serious and royal.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  about 1 year ago

    Showtime at the rink, with Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It’s something that no one really knows, But you can see by the eyes and the nose, Hiring models can cost you a lot, Of lira which Gio has not, So he pays one model to wear different clothes.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 1 year ago

    So…..we don’t like each other, and we’re cousins, and we’re uncle and niece, and we’re aunt and nephew, so……when’s the wedding?

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    el_eye  about 1 year ago

    Yikes !!

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    davanden  about 1 year ago

    It doesn’t matter. Your marriage was arranged when you were five years old.

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    lagoulou  about 1 year ago

    Here’s lookin’ at ya’!

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    Holden Awn  about 1 year ago

    Two unrelated humans have 99.9% of their DNA in common.

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    Calvins Brother  about 1 year ago

    Cross dresser, before and after.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 1 year ago

    “…what?! No, of course I didn’t! She who smelt it, dealt it!”

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    PoodleGroomer  about 1 year ago

    She looked jealously at his fur collar while her dress only went to her armpits and she was freezing her t!ts off.

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    She really hated the fact that he has better hair than hers.

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    “It was your turn to pay the electric bill.”

    “No, I paid it last time.”

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    Ken Holman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    When playing cards come to life, they still look 2D.

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Double Portrait of a Young Man and Young Woman

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "Category:Heads of women in art" Wikimedia 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string 89.2, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. 

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3236 (December 13, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there with the extremely sparse info about this artist I could find. Only work by him used here so far.

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    4892624  about 1 year ago

    You guys do know that’s Richard III, right?

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    6turtle9  about 1 year ago

    If silence is golden, this date is a pirates chest.

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    mshaw Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “Double Portrait of a Young Man and a Young Woman,” 1520

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    d1234dick Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’m sorry darling i have to go and discover the Caribbean.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It is considered tacky if you don’t unhypnotize them once you are finished.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    She: What did you expect me to wear to bed in this cold castle? And why are you wearing my fur jacket?

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    goboboyd  about 1 year ago

    A marriage of convenience for both of them. Co-beards?

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    Call me Ishmael  about 1 year ago

    For Thursday:

    A volume of vast dimensions/

    Absorbed Abercrombie’s attentions:/

    But in order to read/

    He knew he would need/

    A table with extra extensions.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 1 year ago

    When he laid the huge book on the table/

    He discovered that he was unable/

    Through the index to search/

    For the table would lurch/

    It appeared that the thing was unstable!

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