(There were a lot of prolific contributors here in late December of 2021. This painting had 146 Comments! I think several of mine are worth repeating, and I will do so, below.)
/// Vain Sir Percy did not spare the whip.
He was harsh with the men in his grip.
One was sick of his crap.
Percy woke from his nap
with some permanent ink on his lip.
/// Percy noticed it when he undressed,
and he loved it! It gave his face “zest.”
He resolved to grow hair
where those lines were drawn there.
Then he saw what was sketched on his chest.
(It was a Great Moment in Phallic Portraiture.)
(There were a lot of prolific contributors here in late December of 2021. This painting had 146 Comments! I think several of mine are worth repeating, and I will do so, below.)
/// Vain Sir Percy did not spare the whip.
He was harsh with the men in his grip.
One was sick of his crap.
Percy woke from his nap
with some permanent ink on his lip.
/// Percy noticed it when he undressed,
and he loved it! It gave his face “zest.”
He resolved to grow hair
where those lines were drawn there.
Then he saw what was sketched on his chest.
(It was a Great Moment in Phallic Portraiture.)