That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 28, 2024

After the divorce settlement, Elizabeth went with her sister to pick half the art collection she wanted.

/// These two ladies are dressed to the nines

to view paintings of varied designs.

They spoke during their Visit

to the Studio. “Is it

a good seascape?” “It’s wet.” one opines.

Maybe you should paint a “happy” tree in there.

“No. I’m not going to stick my ear next to it to hear the waves.”

Je ne comprends pas. Qu’est-Ce que c’est “Edibles”?

I think you left a bit off that guys bathing trunks.

If you take the edibles, you can see the waves sloshing back and forth.

“I thought he invited us up to his studio to see his etchings, not some stupid painting.”

“ Edibles are food products infused with cannabis extract.” I’m not sure how it applies here.

They giggled and whispered exited,

to the “studio” they’d been invited,

it’s hard to get in the door,

of Studio 54,

but once in they were less than delighted

Amelia and Lois were working on the murder scene in their latest podcast of, ‘Only murders in the ocean’.

But we’re supposed to be shopping for something for my husband’s study. Aren’t there any paintings of horses…..or maybe dogs playing poker?

“Look, if you turn this one to just the right angle, it doesn’t completely suck.” to which Darlene replied, “Just turn it around and make everyone happy.”

Is it my eyes this morning or is something wrong with those ladies? Seriously.

Wait a minute…I thought he wanted nude models……I am not a fish………

Two women appraising “Art”/

Trying hard to appear very smart/

Gripped by fear of derision/

Can’t make a decision:/

Dare they add this dull work to their cart ?

“Be careful! He claims it’s a genuine J.M.W.Turner, but if you look closely at the signature it’s signed Bob Ross.”

One framed painting does not make this a gallery… unless they are serving booze.

Rather leggy, isn’t she?

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Looking at a Painting or Visit to the Studio: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Folding screens in art" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string 2.81, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3328 (May 28, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 6 works by him have been used here (7 times, including a repeat), the November 23, 2023, strip being the prior (the repeat).

I think I liked the Bob Ross so much better!

Is the face in the clouds a reflection of the artist?

“Visit to the Studio”

After consuming enough edibles, they had the munchies and wandered down to the edible underwear store.

“Instead of hanging the painting, you should consider the artist.”

Her friend: “I lost weight for this?”

“I thought I saw a bat on your hat, but just now I’m more concerned about this weasel climbing onto my shoulder.”