That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 30, 2024

Amazon starts them young nowadays, don’t they?

Who knew that door-to-door sex toy sales was such a lucrative business? Much better than selling cookies.

Now if only she knew knew what adults wanted then for, Annie felt that she could grow her sales even more.

/// Katje speaks to A Boy Bringing Bread

(freshly baked while she slept in her bed).

She leaned down to inform

him the bread isn’t warm.

Now she’d rather have waffles instead.

“This is not what I meant when I said to bring home the bread! Now go out there and BRING HOME THE BREAD!”

Your early, I’m expecting a ravishing from a wolf. you’ve spoiled it all now.

The day Anneliese discovered what “edibles” meant.

If Halloween evening also happens to be on a freaky Friday, an adult who is in a child’s body must offer treats to a child who is in an adult’s body.

Speaking of “back the truck up”, she doesn’t need to wear a bustle.

The Pillsbury Sourdough Boy.

The Little Dutch Boy intended to be a famous painter like Master de Hooch, but he injured his finger one day when he plugged the hole in that …levee … (Well, not ‘the hole finger’ — the one next to it — fortunately, as future girlfriends would attest.) So he painted windmills, instead.

She once attempted a cake./

The attempt was a grievous mistake:

She used two quarts of “hooch”/

(Killed two cats and the pooch !)/

Now she sews – but she doesn’t bake..

“Why does this corner seem to have been bitten off?”

Little girl thinking, “Wow, this is even better than when we set up across the street from the pot dispensary.”

A Boy Bringing Bread: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:1660s interiors in art" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, and DuckDuckGo search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Bringing, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. This time, if you click the Summary header’s title link, it will open the painting’s Wikipedia description. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3367 (August 29, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu. I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 10 works by him have been used here (11 times, with 1 repeat), the December 29, 2016, strip being the prior (the repeat).

I worked with a GS mom who sold boxes to over 200 employees in the SF Bay Area. She relocated to Iowa & sold them there too. Between us & Iowa her daughter must’ve been a a top seller back there.

“Cleverly disguised as an innocent loaf of bread…”

Meeting the delivery person at the door naked hasn’t caught on yet.

Maybe that is just for pizza.

Two Sunday irrelevancies !

An “Orthodox” from Illinois/

was willing to dance with the boys/

but when asked, he said “no sir -/

that wouldn’t be kosher !/

I simply will not dance with Goys !”

A dancer from Illinois/

was gifted with wonderful poise:/

his skills terpsichorean/

surpassed a DeLorean /

And he sure made a whole lot less noise…

@PraiseofFolly – Nicely done…….

Gee whiz, I know it’s a holiday, but did you need more time off?