That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 24, 2024

/// Max is getting Unwelcome Attention

from his daughter-in-law, not to mention

the attractive young maid,

and he’s feeling dismayed

that they think they’ll be getting a pension.

/// His son’s income is not very high,

and their household can barely get by.

But they know Max has cash

and that some of his stash

they can get him to freely supply.

Portrait of a man with a winning lottery ticket.

Tony overdid it with the Axe spray.

“It’s either have a great time and get killed by my wife later OR walk away.”

I know there’s a word for this, I hope there’s an ointment too.

Edward takes advantage of a BOGO sale at the neighborhood brothel.

Man wondering how many days it will take for them to disrobe….

What a dog!

There seems to be a little doubt /

That Calzada is really a Kraut !/

those Spanish are clannish:/

that’s “von” needs to vanish/

before anybody finds out …

Typo! “That von” – not “that’s von”. The iPhone has already wiped me 3 times!

… she spoke with the roommate and the roommate’s into the ménage too. (Seinfeld, The Switch)

“The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.” Rita Rudner

The concept art for Three’s Company was pretty different from the final product.

Any fool can tell at a glance/

That the victim has not got a chance:/

He’s not merely encumbered-/

He’s also outnumbered-/

But it’s commerce: it isn’t romance !

Looks like the greyhound left him a gift on the floor.

Pictured: Leporello boasted in ‘The Catalog Aria’ regarding Don Giovanni: “But in Spain … Milly and Tresa!”