That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 27, 2024

/// Else blushes, her face turned aside.

She backs into the curtain to hide.

Holds her eyes tightly shut

as she covers her butt.

From the rear she prevents being eyed.

“Okay, so I just stepped into the bathroom. Now what the heck was I going to do?”

early Onlyfans page…very early!

Mom?

I walked right infront of his monitor, and all he wanted to know was how many tokens to bend over.

“This was so embarrassing, but I needed the money.”

“Trust me, the drapes do match the carpet.”

She’s about to hook up with the guy from the Sep. 23 painting.

No shirt, no shoes, no problem!

I shaved my, uh, … legs for this?

Those muscular calves will prove to be an asset as her baby bump expands and she gains weight during the next several months.

1904! All you 60+ year olds, that could be your great grandma! Think about that for a moment!

Jane learns the part of Hanna Schmitz went to Kate Winslet.

Her head is turned to the side,

Is there something she wishes to hide?

Her body exposes,

from head down to toeses,

It’s her ears stuck out wide to each side,

Disappointed that the grooming didn’t hide being three months along.

Second thoughts about this doctor, seem a bit excessive to check a swollen ankle

Hilda wanted to hide her varicose veins from the Life Drawing class.

“Ain’t she sweet?”/

She’s asleep upon her feet../

She’s trapped in a pose/

And she’s startin’ to doze../

Ain’t she sweet ?”

The first thing Sigsimund noticed when he first saw Elsé nude was her big feet, and that she badly needed a pedicure!

The velocity of the varicosity is inversely proportional to the spasticity of the elasticity. – Isaac Newton

“I know you’re back there, I can hear your heavy breathing.”

Herman, I have a surprise for you…………

She was simultaneously irate and depressed that pervy men leered at her every time she stepped out of doors.

And, behind curtain number 2…..

Why on earth would this woman be disappointed with her weight?

No matter how hard she tried, she was always the last one picked for the B-ball game.

Uh-oh. Got the pills mixed up again.

Standing Female Nude or The Artist’s Wife: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Drapery in art" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found (again, DuckDuckGo finds its alternate name, and needs an extra click), and once there find the text string Akt, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browsers, which can automatically translate most webpages, if necessary) about this nearly lifesize painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3382 (September 26, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the info I found about this artist I used to point to here. So far, only work by him used here.

She’s getting her mind right for a game of naked Twister.

Clarabella had yet to master the game of hide and seek, and this time she tried hiding in plain sight.

Constance needed to feel the fabric her clothes would be made of before making a purchase.

Audrey realizing that she literally has nothing to wear.

“On second thought,” thought Audrey, “I could could make clothes out of these drapes, like Fraulein Maria!”

a hairless nymph

They called her a wallflower, but she didn’t really disappear into the background.

With regard to our tedious trope/

Concerning her search the soap/

The device “de rigueur/

For seasoned voyeur/

Is a well-focused telescope .

When correctly equipped, you can’t fail/

To make out every bit of de tail/

And should you annoy her/

If you get a good lawyer/

In an hour you’ll be out on bail…

Wasn’t Righini Swiss, not German?

""Since I stopped dancing, my posture has gone all to hell."

Are you sure this is how I stand for my mugshot?

You know, most people, when imaged honestly in the nude, just look kind of sad.

She kept telling herself “Shut your eyes and keep thinking of Germany”.

Dang it! Another model didn’t show. Honey – can you come here!

I’ll bend over for 25 tokens.

Horace: Oh Helen what is taking you so long? Helen: Here I am! Horace: So I see!

There should be No shame at all with that body……

For Monday:

that’s Budweiser, king of beers! /

They’ve been selling the stuff for years./

And if they are clever,/they’ll continue forever/if nobody interferes.