That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 08, 2024

/// Valentin played guitar here all week.

He kept hearing female voices speak

from a convent beyond

the stone wall, and he’s fond

of young girls, so he’s Sneaking a Peak.

Yes, Mistress. I am ready for my punishment.

Jake was hoping his guitar playing would attract many women. All he could see were a bunch of racoons.

Would you quite down & stop having fun! My shift doesn’t end for another hour.

“Yeah, she ain’t a blonde.”

Dang! Glass shards is gonna’ mess up the rest of this date.

“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”

I know I left my guitar around here somewhere.

When you sing and play so bad that it even makes you sick

It was the end for Durgle the Bard in the goblin village after consecutively failing his persuasion, stealth and athletics checks.

Discreet public intoxication is a matter of degree. Everyone could see him puking, but nobody had to see the puke.

“I found Waldo! But we’re too late. Call an ambulance, but tell them there’s no need to hurry.”

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