That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 20, 2024

/// Darrell gazed at Grandma and Granddad,

whom he’d never before seen unclad.

He swears, up to that day

his hair hadn’t been grey.

The sight instantly aged the poor lad.

The exact moment the cop says he wants to look in your trunk.

Mom and dad were wrestling in the bedroom so he couldn’t tell them.

Billy Bob aimed his laser at the danged red-lit drone hovering over his neighborhood … and blinded Rudolph and Santa both.

The man with no neck

When Darrell gets really high, he can’t stop staring at himself in the mirror.

Learning the hard way that is the wife asks “who would you pick for a threesome?” You should not answer with two names.

A dog impersonator anticipating a treat.

Melvin had learned a very long time ago to not to ask the question,’’What, do I look stupid!"

Learning that Mahomes may not play this Sunday, after he bet the house on it.

He had thoroughly washed, and had rinsed./

Then he looked in the mirror and winced:/

For the man standing there/

Had a faceful of hair !/

“Is this me ?!” (He could not be convinced.)

it was silent, I didnt think it would smell so bad!

Kevin after binge watching The Kardashians.

And he needed therapy for years after.

The Americans did what???

Mom was right, my face froze this way forever.

The look the client gave when he had asked the artist to do the portrait of his best side & the artist asked him to make another quarter turn to the right.

Sasquatch after his yearly shave.

Got the credit card bill for Christmas. :)

Study of a man looking up: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Undated paintings" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string looking, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3431 (December 20, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 3 works by him have been used here, the April 8, 2016, strip being the prior. GoComics has deactivated the hyperlinks and removed the new lines in my comment there; but, perhaps the text remains informative.

right about this time the mirror was invented, and jack did himself in.