The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 03, 2012
July 02, 2012
July 04, 2012
Transcript:
Clerk: Your size has its own department in the back of the store. Brutus: That's the story of my life - I never fit in with everyone else... Brutus: As a kid, I had to shop in the husky section. Then when I grew up, I had to move to the big and tall area, and now I've been relegated to the portly section!
Redhead55 over 12 years ago
I agree, Paul Smith. When the sales staff think they’re better than their customers it’s time to shop some place else.
flagfly over 12 years ago
He just said what was true. What he didn’t say was, "Have you considered dieting?
Sportymonk over 12 years ago
He doesn’t look that big.
angelfiredragon over 12 years ago
I’d say he is lucky that he has a section, so many stores now days think’s everyone is the exact same size.
He doesn’t look big to me at all.
Bisquit1 over 12 years ago
At least you “fit in” with 1/3 of Americans and that number is “growing”.
Mowog over 12 years ago
The salesman obviously has a vested interest in his department…
le-roy over 12 years ago
Talk about a bad store layout – the Portly Section should be on the left.