The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 17, 2014
Transcript:
Wilberforce: I'm not going to go to school on my birthday next month. Brutus: Whoa, young man, you can't skip school just because it's your birthday! Wilberforce: I didn't have school today, because they're celebratin' presidents' birthdays. Why can't I stay home for my own?
Because you’re not famous for contributing to the greater good of mankind.