The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 05, 2014
March 04, 2014
March 06, 2014
Transcript:
Brutus: If you gave awards for achievement at work, like the Olympics, what medal would I get - bronze, silver, or gold?
Mr. Veeblefester: Pyrite.
Brutus: What's pyrite?
Mr. Veeblefester: Fool's gold.
Surprised he wouldn’t just get a ‘participant’ certifcate, probably cheaper.