The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 31, 2016
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Wilberforce: I'm home! Gladys: Why the long face - didn't you enjoy your game? Wilberforce: No! The other team beat us so bad, it was humiliating! Gladys: Oh, I'll bet it wasn't as bad as all that. What was the final score? Wilberforce: Twenty-one to nothing! Gladys: Well, that's not so awful - they only scored three touchdowns on you. Wilberforce: But we weren't playing football, Mom - we were playing hockey!
I won’t name the schools, but I remember a college baseball double header with scores of 52-2 and 54-0.