The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 18, 2016

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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Telephone: Hi! This is Rachel, from Credit Card Central. I have an exciting offer for you! Brutus: No, thank you, Rachel. I'm not interested in credit card offers today. Telephone: Hi! This is Rachel, from Credit Card Central... Brutus: Hey, you're a computer voice program, designed to make me think I'm talking to a real person, aren't you? Telephone: Hi! This is Rachel... Brutus: I want you to end this call and remove my number from your call list! Telephone: Hi! This is... Brutus: *@#*!!! Gladys: You just cussed out a computer program - don't you realize it doesn't care what you say about it? Brutus: Maybe not, but it sure made me feel a whole lot better!