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Gladys: Why do they have two TV announcers for football games?
Brutus: One is the play-by-lay person, who describes the plays as they happen. The other is the color analyst...
Gladys: Don't tell me! The color analyst describes the uniforms, right?
Might as well. A lot of the blather those guys get into has so little to do with the game itself that you miss the actual plays…