She’s his MIL.
And you have a pointed head.
As the late great Southern Comedian Jerry Clower once described: "You got furniture disease your chest just fell into your drawers.
And YOU, Ms. Gargle, (to paraphrase Mae West) “used to be Snow White but you drifted!” ;P
She’s sitting in his chair and talking smack. She has to shop at an outdoor supply, you don’t see him lambasting the old bat.
For most people the progression goes from having a six pack when young, then ending up with a keg when older.
Wedded bliss
Don’t ask about his barrel organ! :-o
Is she wearing his shoes?
And she happens to be called a hag
not ashamed, just sad
He’s just short for his weight!
Blame it on gravity.
A barrel gut looks better on Brutus than it does on you, Gargoyle…
There’s a saying, “You can tell a man is on the level when his bubble is in the middle.”
I can’t argue with her, and I resemble that, but apparently she doesn’t have any mirrors at her house. And I can understand why should wouldn’t.
I was thinking barrel butt…
sigh..Gravity’s a bish
Mother Gargle sure has a mean sense of humor! Poor Brutus!
And with that, I’d call her a cab and let her know from now on, her daughter would be coming to see her instead of her coming to visit.
She ought to know.
I don’t like Ramona body shaming Brutus it offends me very much.
May 08, 2015
rekam Premium Member about 4 years ago
She’s his MIL.
Wilde Bill about 4 years ago
And you have a pointed head.
jmworacle about 4 years ago
As the late great Southern Comedian Jerry Clower once described: "You got furniture disease your chest just fell into your drawers.
Baarorso about 4 years ago
And YOU, Ms. Gargle, (to paraphrase Mae West) “used to be Snow White but you drifted!” ;P
Pharmakeus Ubik about 4 years ago
She’s sitting in his chair and talking smack. She has to shop at an outdoor supply, you don’t see him lambasting the old bat.
GiantShetlandPony about 4 years ago
For most people the progression goes from having a six pack when young, then ending up with a keg when older.
saltylife16 about 4 years ago
Wedded bliss
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Don’t ask about his barrel organ! :-o
Moonkey Premium Member about 4 years ago
Is she wearing his shoes?
GumbyDammit223 about 4 years ago
And she happens to be called a hag
KEA about 4 years ago
not ashamed, just sad
micromos about 4 years ago
He’s just short for his weight!
andersjg Premium Member about 4 years ago
Blame it on gravity.
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
A barrel gut looks better on Brutus than it does on you, Gargoyle…
banjinshiju about 4 years ago
There’s a saying, “You can tell a man is on the level when his bubble is in the middle.”
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
I can’t argue with her, and I resemble that, but apparently she doesn’t have any mirrors at her house. And I can understand why should wouldn’t.
paranormal about 4 years ago
I was thinking barrel butt…
Plods with ...™ about 4 years ago
sigh..Gravity’s a bish
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 4 years ago
Mother Gargle sure has a mean sense of humor! Poor Brutus!
fix-n-fly about 4 years ago
And with that, I’d call her a cab and let her know from now on, her daughter would be coming to see her instead of her coming to visit.
heathcliff2 about 4 years ago
She ought to know.
CrosswalkxStreet almost 4 years ago
I don’t like Ramona body shaming Brutus it offends me very much.