Sir, if I can draw your attention to the lower part of the back page of our menu, it clearly states in legalese written in Latin; The All you can eat menu is not defined as to how much you are capable of eating, but, by when your friendly server tells you, you are done eating. They will cheerfully inform you when you have had, ‘all you can eat’. It’s written in very small print, allow me to get you a magnifying glass. Please don’t forget a generous gratuity. Thank you for you patronage.
It’s time for Brutus to look for another eatery. He and his coworkers might try bagging it for the month of April and let this eatery see how they like that. Ha, ha.
You really can’t go wrong with putting a plastic spider on the toilet paper roll and move it to the back, so it appears when someone starts unrolling the paper.
For the Born Loser I would expect her to bring the second serving and charge him twice.FYI Brutus, if you head over to Farcus today they have all you can eat rice cakes. That’ll kill you appetite!
Brutus, you can’t eat any more than the eatery allows you to eat. Since they’re apparently not letting you eat anymore, it appears you’ve eaten all you can eat.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
Yes! It’s that day again.
C over 2 years ago
The morning to pay with monopoly money
GROG Premium Member over 2 years ago
It was all a “normal” person could eat.
Justanolddude Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’s all you can eat because that was the last of it.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
It was also an ‘All You Can Stand April Fool’s Day Joke.’
jmworacle over 2 years ago
Wait until it comes back on you.
zzeek over 2 years ago
Sir, if I can draw your attention to the lower part of the back page of our menu, it clearly states in legalese written in Latin; The All you can eat menu is not defined as to how much you are capable of eating, but, by when your friendly server tells you, you are done eating. They will cheerfully inform you when you have had, ‘all you can eat’. It’s written in very small print, allow me to get you a magnifying glass. Please don’t forget a generous gratuity. Thank you for you patronage.
nosirrom over 2 years ago
Can you get a doggie bag at an All-you-can-eat buffet?
bobwigg761 over 2 years ago
I can only imagine what kind of Tip Brutus is going to leave.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago
John Pinette. All you can eat…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLkTuWdKrqY
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
there’s something fishy about that diner…
[Traveler] Premium Member over 2 years ago
You just had all you can eat, now there’s the door.
CorkLock over 2 years ago
The anger on Brutus face says it all. Someone is an April fool indeed lady. Don’t mess with my tummy.
mgl179 over 2 years ago
It is all you can eat, if that’s all we serve you that’s all you can eat ;-)
Chris over 2 years ago
want a tip, Jokes on you! fooling April. :D
rhpii over 2 years ago
No tip. Who fooled who?
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’s time for Brutus to look for another eatery. He and his coworkers might try bagging it for the month of April and let this eatery see how they like that. Ha, ha.
TSRaman over 2 years ago
That’s all you can eat. Not any more.
Bill The Nuke over 2 years ago
Yup, that’s all you can eat.
joeatwork212 over 2 years ago
You really can’t go wrong with putting a plastic spider on the toilet paper roll and move it to the back, so it appears when someone starts unrolling the paper.
Darryl Heine over 2 years ago
Try this way at a Golden Corral buffet location!
bigplayray over 2 years ago
“Ain’t no fool like an April Fool!” Said someone. Three Stooges, maybe?
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
“… and those weren’t shrimp.”
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
There’s a difference between can and may.
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Well then here’s your tip, April Fool.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 2 years ago
For the Born Loser I would expect her to bring the second serving and charge him twice.FYI Brutus, if you head over to Farcus today they have all you can eat rice cakes. That’ll kill you appetite!
lawguy05 over 2 years ago
No – it’s called false advertising.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
No tip, back at you…..
Ryan B Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oooh what a dirty trick
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
Random musings:
(1) That’s Brutus’ kind of luck, I guess.
(2) Is this the only diner in the vicinity of Brutus’ office? They won’t be in business long, playing that kind of practical joke on the customers.
(3) Better hope that it really was shrimp they served you, Brutus. That could be April Fools #2.
Chris Sherlock over 2 years ago
Brutus, you can’t eat any more than the eatery allows you to eat. Since they’re apparently not letting you eat anymore, it appears you’ve eaten all you can eat.
DEACON FRED over 2 years ago
GOTCHA!!