The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 25, 2022

And if Oswald Philpot is rich it is due to not being married to Gladys.

He was just sitting there pondering on the same thing.

The existence of Gladys implied someone married ol’ Witchipoo. Now that is something to ponder.

IF Brutus is a “cheapskate,” why is Mother Gargoyle always at his home!!?

/SHEESH/

I’m just waiting to spend my wife’s inheritance from you

It was Gladys Choice, not yours.

Brutus is not a cheapskate! He just works for one!

Brutus is my kind of man…. He’s honest and tells it like it is !

Right… Her daughter should have married Tom cruise.

@charlenelin1201- But she would’ve had to be in Tom Cruise’s circles to do that.

When I married my wife I promised her the Moon and the Stars. I don’t think she expected the Stars to be Townshend, Daltrey, and Entwistle.

HEY! Oswald’s mine, you homewrecker!

Well, Momma Gargle, if you spent less time eating at Brutus’ then he might have more money for his family. But, I’d imagine you’d never think about that,

Two and a half men… Season 8?

You old battle axe wouldn’t be standing there if she had married Oswald!

Brutus is assured of a long life, he’s so poor he can’t afford to die.

Look at the table, he could only afford one chair.

And Brutus is wishing that she had

yeah, he needs to be fixed instead of worn. :D

Brutus might not live forever, but Mother Gargle will make it seem like it.

Wonder who Witch Mother Gargle married? Some rich and famous nothing? And where is he. Run off and left her? Or never married her? She is always Casting stones. Unhappy person. Where does she live? Alone apparently.

He’s doing the best he can with what he has and he’s not doing that bad overall it seems…..

Wasn’t that the Penguins name before he became the Penguin?

According to my daughter, she is not cheap. She is frugal. Brutus should to be frugal due to income and outgo, and Mama should go shopping and try on some ugly hats. Or maybe pound some sand.

She should know Brutus can’t skate…

Well Brutus just tell Gargle, if Gladys had married Philpot, it would have solved his biggest problem which is having you as his mother-in-law.

Could have been worse. At least she didn’t marry Oswald Cobblepot, AKA The Penguin.

Yeah, broke thanks to your daughter.

Don’t be so rude!

And by the way, you are living there FREE!

What is Pot filled with?

“And your sponging off us every day isn’t helping.” And Brutus maintains his deadpan expression

Cheer up, Brutus. You’re not alone! SIGH!

Being broke can lead to the appearance of being a cheapskate. It’s an easy mistake to make.

There is a difference.

He’s not a cheapskate.  He was just drawn that way!