The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 24, 2023

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    Must be NYC

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    Little Caesar  almost 2 years ago

    “Your call is very important to us. Current wait time is…..”

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A.I. damages.

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    jmworacle  almost 2 years ago

    Brutus must’ve called DAMARK.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That recording would probably say . . . “Your call will be ignored in the order it was received.”

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    nosirrom  almost 2 years ago

    Your call may be recorded for entertainment purposes when we stop for drinks after work.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’d rather not and say I did..

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    CorkLock  almost 2 years ago

    Modern tech just iggy’s you. Like most people.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    And that’s why I hate calling tech support.

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    e.groves  almost 2 years ago

    The dreaded customer service call.

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    so does that mean the recording he was suppose to hear is broken? man, what bad timing.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    Brutus, you truly have reached a dead end when you get a recording about a recording.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Your call is important to us, just not that important.

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    flemmingo  over 1 year ago

    Dish Network have not been answering their phones for a week. Up to 200 minutes wait before customer service person gets on phone.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Please hold for a live agent…

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    christelisbetty  over 1 year ago

    The world will end, when we are all on hold, waiting to report an incoming asteroid.

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    eric  over 1 year ago

    I’d totally steal this for a voicemail greeting if I didn’t use my phone for business.

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    This will be the future example of advanced customer service. It’s only missing the phone message asking for you to rate their service with a star number rating of one to five stars, though they did nothing….

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    NRHAWK Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Oh, I like this one. Way better than those celebrity answers that were so popular once. I tried the estimated wait time answer (Thank you for holding the current wait time is: 4 hours, 23 minutes) but that one seemed to really irritate people.

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    CccComics4me  over 1 year ago

    My phone message used to be “The number you have dialed is not the one you want. At the tone, please hang up”

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    This message is under construction.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And the recording was no doubt made off shore……some where!

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    djtenltd  over 1 year ago

    @KA7DRE- Yes! Those recordings can be a royal PITA!!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Don’t bother with the speed dial, Thorny.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Brutus, that is really clever and funny, unfortunately it took me awhile to get it, good on you…

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Was that Veeblefesters’ way of saving money?

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Brutus, you gotta get an updated newer Android…

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Or Brutus, is that the old land-line set wifi(or whatever they called it) phone?

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Oh, it is the old land line, I see the antenna…

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Brutus, am I pestering you too much?…

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    ʲᔆ  over 1 year ago

    call waitingʷᵃᶦᵗᶦⁿᵍ

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I called a county tax office today. Their message was bad – it was not fuzzy sounding, but they rattled off their website address and snail mail address off so fast I could barely get them. I am quick with messages due to receiving often 100 a day in my job at times. When I got a human on the phone, I nicely mentioned that most people would not be able to write down either address off due to the speed, and that would mean he would get more calls. He answered my question and ended the conversation with, “I will be going right now to talk to my supervisor about that message!”

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    Chris Sherlock  over 1 year ago

    “You are currently caller number one. Estimated wait time is two minutes.” I’ve had that go on well past two minutes at times.

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wouldn’t surprise me at all

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