The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 29, 2023

I saw werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain

He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks

For to get a big dish of beef chow mein

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You hear him howling around your kitchen door

You better not let him in

Little old lady got mutilated late last night

Werewolves of London again

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He′s the hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent

Lately he’s been overheard in Mayfair

You better stay away from him, he′ll rip your lungs out Jim

Huh, I’d like to meet his tailor

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Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen

Doin’ the werewolves of London

I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walking with the Queen, uh

Doin′ the werewolves of London

I saw a werewolf drinkin′ a piña colada at Trader Vic’s

His hair was perfect

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