Gladys bad cooking is something in common with Loretta Lockhorns and Flo Capp. In the comics world I remember that only Hagar is happy with what Helga cooks.
There was a Jeopardy contestant last week who said during the interview time that his parents inspired him to learn to cook. He said that their cooking was so bad, that if he wanted anything good to eat that he was going to have to learn how to do it.
Given the girth of Brutus, just how often does he eat at the diner? He’s not getting that shape from what little he can force down from the table of Gladass.
The last time we had garbage cans outside, it would be the roaming dogs that would overturn and ravage the garbage. My neighbor, a retired railroad repairman, fixed that problem with iron supports for the garbage cans. They were easier for the garbage truck to empty and harder for the dogs to get into.
Careful Gladys, you could be investigated for cruelty to animals if one of them gets sick from eating your culinary efforts. I think our hero, after all these years, has developed a constitution capable of withstanding that onslaught though.
Racoons are actually very intelligent animals with these ones having apparently very good epicurian tastes when it comes to garbage. Brutus doesn’t have a choice poor guy……
Maybe that’s why they don’t raid my trash any more.
Actually they used to but a friend of mine suggested I put a big rock on it. It didn’t take them long to figure out how to slide it off, but there was blood stains on the rock. Never got raided again.
We have a good garbage disposal. Bones are used for soup stocks. And any remains like fish bones are bagged before thrown out. Any bio matter like apple cores, citrus skins and such are put in compost to feed the green house veggies.
Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
A perk.
codycab about 1 month ago
I don’t know who to feel sorry for: Gladys or the raccoons.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 month ago
Gladys bad cooking is something in common with Loretta Lockhorns and Flo Capp. In the comics world I remember that only Hagar is happy with what Helga cooks.
Ivy Valory Premium Member about 1 month ago
Oh, snap!
cracker65 about 1 month ago
Poor raccoons
jmworacle about 1 month ago
I’m surprised no one has reported this to the ASPCE or PETA yet.
nosirrom about 1 month ago
The Bio Hazard sign on the can was their first clue.☣️
Little Caesar about 1 month ago
“In fact, the flies repaired the hole in the kitchen screen door…”
pat sandy creator about 1 month ago
the upside to Gladys’ cooking…
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 month ago
There was a Jeopardy contestant last week who said during the interview time that his parents inspired him to learn to cook. He said that their cooking was so bad, that if he wanted anything good to eat that he was going to have to learn how to do it.
Justanolddude Premium Member about 1 month ago
wORsT cOoK EVER!
GROG Premium Member about 1 month ago
And yet, in his quest for real food, Brutus appears to be doing just fine.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 month ago
Now , now Brutus . That’s not nice .
CorkLock about 1 month ago
DawnQuinn1 about 1 month ago
Hagar knows what side his bread is buttered on. He has no wish to sleep on the sofa every night.
Gina Carson about 1 month ago
Given the girth of Brutus, just how often does he eat at the diner? He’s not getting that shape from what little he can force down from the table of Gladass.
preacherman Premium Member about 1 month ago
The last time we had garbage cans outside, it would be the roaming dogs that would overturn and ravage the garbage. My neighbor, a retired railroad repairman, fixed that problem with iron supports for the garbage cans. They were easier for the garbage truck to empty and harder for the dogs to get into.
Just-me about 1 month ago
Careful Gladys, you could be investigated for cruelty to animals if one of them gets sick from eating your culinary efforts. I think our hero, after all these years, has developed a constitution capable of withstanding that onslaught though.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Maybe Brutus should start cooking his own meals. Can you say Hamburger Helper ?
raybarb44 about 1 month ago
Racoons are actually very intelligent animals with these ones having apparently very good epicurian tastes when it comes to garbage. Brutus doesn’t have a choice poor guy……
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 month ago
Note the sly smile on Brutus’ face…….
rhpii about 1 month ago
They know Mother Gargle uses racoon liver is some of potions.
Chris Sherlock about 1 month ago
How bad is Gladys’ cooking if raccoons won’t touch it?
Meg: Cute as a Raccoon about 1 month ago
I finally got a bungee cord to keep my trash can closed.
sheashea about 1 month ago
Why cook if you’re lousy at it? It’s way too much work.
hooglah about 1 month ago
Loan him your mother-in-law to stand guard for a night. They would be so frightened they’d never come back…..probably have nightmares for a year.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 month ago
Even the raccoons have standards! I assume Gladys is nowhere in earshot!
razzledazzle295 about 1 month ago
The one piece of garbage they don’t want.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
Maybe that’s why they don’t raid my trash any more.
Actually they used to but a friend of mine suggested I put a big rock on it. It didn’t take them long to figure out how to slide it off, but there was blood stains on the rock. Never got raided again.
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 month ago
We have a good garbage disposal. Bones are used for soup stocks. And any remains like fish bones are bagged before thrown out. Any bio matter like apple cores, citrus skins and such are put in compost to feed the green house veggies.
Chris about 1 month ago
maybe you should share some of your garbage to your neighbors ben so they’d be less likely to dig into it next time. ;)