Plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is. Try Alka seltzer Brutus or avoid Mother Gargle. We could have a lot more doctors in America, if medical school didn’t cost an arm and a leg. America needs to wise up or half our doctors will be imports and loads of cash heading to foreign climes.
suv2000 3 months ago
He was afraid to tell her it was her cooking
Jeff0811 3 months ago
Actually the biotics will be doing the fighting. Brutus is just the general that sends them in.
Also Brutus, a lot of people are fighting the battle of the bulge right along with you.
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 months ago
I’ve had antibiotics the kill everything down there, unpleasant
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago
It’s the timeless war between good and evil.
nosirrom 3 months ago
“Nuts!”
Little Caesar 3 months ago
“I told him I wanted a second opinion. He said, ’You’re overweight and ugly, too’.”
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 3 months ago
The battle has been joined .
pat sandy creator 3 months ago
Battle of the Brutus…
Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago
I used to be anti biotic but now I’m totally pro biotic.
Chris 3 months ago
at least he doesn’t need to shrink himself to go deal with it… he just needs to throw some pills down there to deal with it for him. ;)
assrdood 3 months ago
Do the biotics check the little microbes ID’s to determine friend or foe?
ladykat 3 months ago
It certainly does, Gladys.
CorkLock 3 months ago
Plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is. Try Alka seltzer Brutus or avoid Mother Gargle. We could have a lot more doctors in America, if medical school didn’t cost an arm and a leg. America needs to wise up or half our doctors will be imports and loads of cash heading to foreign climes.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 3 months ago
FUNNY!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 months ago
Good one! Note to Gladys: glass houses, stones… get my drift darlin’?
raybarb44 3 months ago
“Nuts”……
Martin Booda 3 months ago
“Nuts”.
Just-me 3 months ago
Poor Brutus, even his stomach gives him fits.
Strawberry King 3 months ago
The Battle of Brutus’ Body.
princesshickory Premium Member 3 months ago
Poor Brutus!
Gordo4ever 3 months ago
I am of an age where the Battle of the Bulge is a daily war….
gopher gofer 3 months ago
let’s hope brutus can stomach the meds… ☺
sincavage05 3 months ago
Aren’t we all
FireAnt_Hater 3 months ago
I doubt an antibiotic can distinguish between good and bad microbes. Kill them all then re-introduce good ones with probiotics.