I killed out a cantaloupe last night. Topped with Vanilla Ice cream. Only way my late wife wanted cantaloupe. My late Father in law would peel two and put in refrig. Breakfast next morning. We also raised Musk Melons and Banana Melons and Watermelons on our land until old age and poor health came to roost.
When I was in school, I could use any word the teacher threw at me in a sentence, to wit: “Today’s vocabulary word is ‘cantaloupe.’” (Note that I said I could do it, not that I ever got away with it.)
codycab about 23 hours ago
A fruit besting a wild animal. I’d love to see that.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 23 hours ago
It was a GMO cantaloupe.
kendavis09 about 23 hours ago
Romeo said to Juliette, “We cantaloupe.”
The dude from FL Premium Member about 23 hours ago
Excellent answer Wilberforce, I’d love to hear from Hurricane Hattie
KA7DRE Premium Member about 22 hours ago
My mom’s favorite cantaloupe brand was called “Heart of gold”, but it’s unknown if it’s still out there.
a sage about 22 hours ago
We cantaloupe, so lettuce marry.
jmworacle about 22 hours ago
The apple doesn’t fall to far from the tree….
nosirrom about 20 hours ago
I gnu what his answer would be.
James Wolfenstein about 18 hours ago
What’s wrong with that? He used it in a sentence, didn’t he? :D Would you laugh at Lewis Carroll for writing about a talking rabbit? :D
cracker65 about 18 hours ago
The antelope hit the lion with a cantaloupe, and escaped.
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 17 hours ago
My sister wanted to run away and get married but her worthless boyfriend had no car so they cantaloupe….
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 17 hours ago
Good try Wilberforce .
Just-me about 17 hours ago
Wilberforce is just a wee bit hazy on the subject matter of cantaloupes. Entertaining answer though.
pat sandy creator about 17 hours ago
Wilberforce has the write stuff…
tuliplover about 16 hours ago
Cantaloupe tonight, Pop’s got the ladder.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 16 hours ago
Wonderfully random gag today! Although teacher doesn’t seem to share my mirth.
fjc007 about 16 hours ago
I cantaloupe because my mom wants a big wedding.
timinwsac Premium Member about 16 hours ago
Hopefully that apple on the teachers desk was from Wilberforce.
mindjob about 16 hours ago
The dik dik is the smallest of the cantaloupe family
Chris about 16 hours ago
it didn’t have to make sense now did it. :J
CorkLock about 15 hours ago
I killed out a cantaloupe last night. Topped with Vanilla Ice cream. Only way my late wife wanted cantaloupe. My late Father in law would peel two and put in refrig. Breakfast next morning. We also raised Musk Melons and Banana Melons and Watermelons on our land until old age and poor health came to roost.
retjeff about 15 hours ago
The bride said we cantaloupe, I want a church wedding.
Allan CB Premium Member about 15 hours ago
Mark is dating Tina, so he cantaloupe with Jessica.
ChessPirate about 15 hours ago
No, the Cantaloupe is the one that can’t outrun the Lion… ☺
KEA about 15 hours ago
I once had a student in Physical Science define “isotope” as “what you find on mountains”
rhpii about 14 hours ago
The lion is a carnivore but not very smart. It chased what it thought to be an antelope but it turned out to be a cantaloupe.
Zebrastripes about 14 hours ago
LMAO ☺️☺️☺️
Kids hear what they want to hear….
andersjg Premium Member about 14 hours ago
Is the cantaloupe related to the jackalope?
ChazNCenTex about 13 hours ago
Wow. A vegan lion.
cuzinron47 about 13 hours ago
The teacher is slow to learn she expect answers like that from him. But that’s to our benefit.
crazeekatlady about 13 hours ago
Cantaloupe tonight. Dad’s got the car.
Strawberry King about 12 hours ago
Principal Belding: Screech, you can’t elope!
Screech: Who’re you calling cantaloupe, melon head?
Saved by the Bell
socalvillaguy Premium Member about 12 hours ago
I remember the old joke: Woman: I cantaloupe! / Fiancé: Oh, please honeydew!
raybarb44 about 12 hours ago
I never knew that cantaloupes could run. The things that they learn in school today….
MT Wallet about 12 hours ago
Cantaloupe because my mother insists on a big church wedding.
steveandsherrylb about 12 hours ago
He asked her to elope, but she said I canteloupe. Next!
Donna S about 10 hours ago
Where the deer and the cantaloupe play…
tomfromthe50s about 10 hours ago
“They were advised to run off and get married, but without a car they cantaloupe!”
gcarlson about 9 hours ago
“Home, home on the range, Where the deer and the cantaloupe play.” – Alvin and the Chipmunks, ca 1960
s_krumpe about 9 hours ago
wouldn’t an antelope that couldn’t outrun a lion be a “can’t”-elope?
PaulGoes about 8 hours ago
They were going to run off to get married, but they were told they cantaloupe.
Moonkey Premium Member about 6 hours ago
Wilberforce, you are so full of it that it’s pasteurized.
Chris Sherlock about 3 hours ago
Wilberforce’s imagination has no limits.
paullp Premium Member 40 minutes ago
When I was in school, I could use any word the teacher threw at me in a sentence, to wit: “Today’s vocabulary word is ‘cantaloupe.’” (Note that I said I could do it, not that I ever got away with it.)