The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 06, 2024

That’ll definitely ruin your day.

And they say golf is a healthy sport.

Just walk away, don’t look back, say I don’t know what you’re talking about if somebody asks

Wait until he sees the repair bill.

You have feet, don’t you? Walk to the next hole. You need to trim that gut anyway.

“Drove your cart into a tree? You’re supposed to play the nineteenth hole after your round, not before you begin it.”

Gives a whole new meaning to ‘hooking your drive!’

unfortunately, his insurance doesn’t cover golf carts…