I used to work for a guy, first name of Evan. When I went to see him it put me in mind of a different classic rock song, “Knock-knock-knockin’ on Evan’s Door.”
Brutus, let the Black Dog Ramble On. How Many More Times will that Heartbreaker Give No Quarter and cause a Communication Breakdown? You’re Dazed and Confused and should be Over the Hills and Far Away. When you’re Ten Years Gone, you can reflect on What Is and What Should Never Be…
If you scored golf like football, Brutus would be the greatest golfer ever. Alas, that is not the case but at this rate, he will be setting a record that no other golfer could ever attain nor strive for of course……
Now that’s a great one Rancid (actually Chip). Nice setup – had me wondering what the gag would be! At this rate he will shoot someone’s age – Methusaleh’s!
Veeblefester, the stingy boss who delights in ridiculing his employees — especially our hero, Brutus — enjoys induulging in wordplay?? So there’s now something I actually like about the man?
It’s amazing how many people consider golf to be a “stupid game,” when they don’t understand it. It’s actually the total opposite of almost any other sport, whereas you have to score the lowest to win, not the highest. In a game where a very slight turn of the hand, lifting your head on the swing, and so many other things can change the trajectory of the ball, it takes an inordinate amount of patience to learn it so it isn’t extremely frustrating.
codycab 7 days ago
The biggest bogey ever.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 days ago
Led Thornapple.
angelolady Premium Member 7 days ago
Boooo.
oldpine52 7 days ago
That joke went over like a lead zeppelin.
The Premium Member 7 days ago
It would seem golfer jokes are even worse than Dad jokes.
The dude from FL Premium Member 7 days ago
Know nuttin about golf
nosirrom 6 days ago
You’d think Rancid would like to give Brutus a stroke.
ddl297 6 days ago
Losing to the Boss. Bad golfer, but smart employee!
krs27 6 days ago
Shoot 6 holler 4 and write down 5
Jeff0811 6 days ago
I used to work for a guy, first name of Evan. When I went to see him it put me in mind of a different classic rock song, “Knock-knock-knockin’ on Evan’s Door.”
[Traveler] Premium Member 6 days ago
Can’t you read the sign? No Stairway to Heaven!
Chris 6 days ago
he’s got lots of boogies that early in the game. :}
pat sandy creator 6 days ago
I didn’t take him for a Zep fan…
mckeonfuneralhomebx 6 days ago
A person can go bowling and bowl a perfect game of 300. NOBODY has ever finished a golf course with a perfect score of 18!
Strawberry King 6 days ago
Good taste in rock bands.
Just-me 6 days ago
Excellent pun Veeblefester, excellent pun! Now I have to listen to that song. I"m in the mood for a little Zeppelin anyway.
mfrasca 6 days ago
“You made a twelve?! How in heaven’s name did you make a twelve?”
“I snaked in a thirty foot putt.”
ChessPirate 6 days ago
Brutus, let the Black Dog Ramble On. How Many More Times will that Heartbreaker Give No Quarter and cause a Communication Breakdown? You’re Dazed and Confused and should be Over the Hills and Far Away. When you’re Ten Years Gone, you can reflect on What Is and What Should Never Be…
Thank You. ☺
raybarb44 6 days ago
If you scored golf like football, Brutus would be the greatest golfer ever. Alas, that is not the case but at this rate, he will be setting a record that no other golfer could ever attain nor strive for of course……
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 days ago
Now that’s a great one Rancid (actually Chip). Nice setup – had me wondering what the gag would be! At this rate he will shoot someone’s age – Methusaleh’s!
Daltongang Premium Member 6 days ago
And I thought Snoopy’s Dad joke was bad today. This one easily tops Snoopy’s Dad joke as the daily stinker.
KEA 6 days ago
a mondegreen I believe
socalvillaguy Premium Member 6 days ago
“There’s a golfer who’s sure that his partner is bad, and he’s making a snarky prediction…”
paullp Premium Member 6 days ago
Veeblefester, the stingy boss who delights in ridiculing his employees — especially our hero, Brutus — enjoys induulging in wordplay?? So there’s now something I actually like about the man?
rhpii 6 days ago
Brutus must be improving his golf game.
gopher gofer 6 days ago
wow. brutus plays my kind of golf… ☺
tinstar 6 days ago
It’s amazing how many people consider golf to be a “stupid game,” when they don’t understand it. It’s actually the total opposite of almost any other sport, whereas you have to score the lowest to win, not the highest. In a game where a very slight turn of the hand, lifting your head on the swing, and so many other things can change the trajectory of the ball, it takes an inordinate amount of patience to learn it so it isn’t extremely frustrating.
Chris Sherlock 6 days ago
So, that would be…I’m guessing here…a sextuple bogey, maybe more than that depending on what par was for that particular hole.