The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 16, 2024

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    AllishaDawn  2 months ago

    There are a number of large ponds near my area. It often looks like the geese are lost, flying around almost in circles.

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    charliefarmrhere  2 months ago

    Some areas now have geese staying the entire year, as they have gotten warmer Winters.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 2 months ago

    All I know is a big flock of Canadian geese has chased our home flock of Vegas geese off the lake. Grrr.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  2 months ago

    They’re coming in for a strafing run!

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    kendavis09  2 months ago

    They saw you watching, they’re just messing with ya.

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    rob.home  2 months ago

    They probably know that Sully is flying nearby.

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    Zykoic  2 months ago

    You can ID the Canada geese by their Canadian accent.

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    s_krumpe  2 months ago

    where I used to live, we had a pair with a few goslings. Every time they came to the yard, there was one less. I think the snakes were getting them :(

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    nosirrom  2 months ago

    No Gladys. They just realized that they hadn’t left enough geese poop.

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    pat sandy creator 2 months ago

    they changed their minds…

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    CorkLock  2 months ago

    Birds Migrating in circles – like our politicians. Once called Hawks and wise Owls – Now called Coots, Loots, and Magpies.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 2 months ago

    Uh . . . . probably not Gladys .

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    Just-me  2 months ago

    The geese probably sense Mother Gargle is on the way and want to avoid her.

    Haven’t seen any geese yet, just a few flocks of Sandhill Crane.

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    assrdood  2 months ago

    Probably their little GPS thingys were “recalculating”

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    raptor  2 months ago

    The canada goose flocks have almost completely destroyed their home turf and are migrating south. They come into crop fields and decimate them. They use the local ponds as their toilets and change the chemical makeup of the lake which kills all the fish – they cover the sidewalks with slippery droppings causing liability issues for the business owners and attack people as they walk by – they are a hazard that need to be eradicated.

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    elbow macaroni  2 months ago

    Climate change, baby!

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    Chris  2 months ago

    it could be worse, they could be staying here with you… in your house. :J

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    raybarb44  2 months ago

    It ain’t warm up here either right now or for the foreseeable future. The leader probably ate too much fermented grass and is a little woosey also known as drunk flying…….

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    timinwsac Premium Member 2 months ago

    They made a last minute decision to wait out the hurricane season.

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    Could be, Brutus.

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    KEA  2 months ago

    I’ve seen Vs going every which way. I don’t think they know where they’re going.

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    paranormal  2 months ago

    That’s not a V, it’s the end of an arrow! >

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 2 months ago

    Trivia question for the TBL-Verse: why is one side of the Flying V usually longer than the other? Answer: because there are more geese on that side. Duh. : )

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    serial232  2 months ago

    If the geese stay for the winter, it isn’t because of that silly warming baloney, it’s because people feed them. As long as they get plenty of food, they will hang around all winter.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    The just realized they left the oven on.

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    megerkey  2 months ago

    It’s so hot here that maybe the snowbirds will stay north this winter. (From Arizona)

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    Smeagol  2 months ago

    It was hot everywhere.

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    Strawberry King  2 months ago

    “Live long and prosper, friends.”

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    goboboyd  2 months ago

    Someone in the formation forgot to unplug the coffee pot.

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    sincavage05  2 months ago

    Used to have them in Denver a lot, back 40 years ago. You’d drive by fields and see seas of black and white bedded down. Used to be the coolest thing. That part of Denver is many years gone, too bad.

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    Chris Sherlock  2 months ago

    They wouldn’t want to come here to Georgia if it’s warmth they’re looking for. It’s been unseasonably cold here. I’ve been running my space heater for about a week.

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    Ernest_CT  about 2 months ago

    We curse the Canadian Geese who won’t go home. And the state of CT laws prohibit “interfering” with them. I’d love to see the politicians who passed that law have to walk barefoot where those *&^%$ geese have been pooping!

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