The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for May 26, 2021
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Transcript:
Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
Oh Boy
A man and woman are having an “amicable” divorce after many years of marriage, but the husband has one question.
“Dear, there’s something that’s been preying on my mind for a lot of years now. And since we’re splitting up, and it doesn’t really matter any longer, I hope you won’t mind answering me.”
“Certainly; what’s your question?” she asks.
“Well, we have five children, and they’re all a lot alike except for Little Johnny. I’ve always wondered, did Johnny have a different father from the rest of them?”
Meekly, she answers, “Well…yes. Yes, he did.”
“So, please,” he goes on. “Tell me who is Little Johnny’s father.”
Taking a deep breath, she replies, “You are.”