The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for November 05, 2021
November 04, 2021
November 06, 2021
Transcript:
Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.
Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings replied the bull.
They’re packed with nutrients
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull Sh!t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.