The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for April 10, 2022
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Transcript:
Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
Final round of The Master’s today:
A guy had been on a deserted island for 10 years when he saw something approaching. Instead of a ship, it was a beautiful woman in a wetsuit. She took off the hood and shook out her long hair. She said to the guy, “How long has it been since you’ve had a smoke?”
“I’ve been stranded on this island for ten years and haven’t had a smoke in all that time”, he replied. She promptly unzipped a pocket on her right sleeve and pulled out a pack of cigarettes for him. As he enjoyed a smoke, she said, “How long has it been since you’ve had a drink?”
“I’ve been stranded on this island for ten years and haven’t had a drink in all that time”, he replied.
She then unzipped a pocket on her left sleeve and pulled out a bottle of aged Scotch. While he was enjoying a drink, she started to unzip the front of the wetsuit. While doing so, she asked, “How long has it been since you’ve played around?”
His eyes bulged as he said, “Don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there!!!”