The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for April 11, 2022

today is . . . National Pet Day

Three boys see a fire engine with a dog go by and discuss what his job is. ‘Crowd control?’ says one boy. ‘He’s the mascot.’ says the second boy. The third boy nods sagely: ‘He finds the fire hydrants.’

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A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’

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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of the dog, it’s too dark to read.

I believe No. 3 is borrowed from Groucho Marx.

So viel zum Heiligen Römischen Reich… Die Karte der Fürstentümer und Königreiche war ohnehin pures Blut.