The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for April 24, 2022

Two Hillbillies are sitting outside the local store gossiping…

The first one says, “Welp, yesterdee muh wife got rear ended on the highway by one of them beer trucks.”

The second says, “Shoot. They git ’er good?”

First one says, “Yup. Smashed in ’er backside real good.”

The second one says, “What company was it?”

First one says, “Oh you know, that one with them horses in the commercials.”

Second one says, “Anheuser-Busch?”

First one says, “Oh thankfully, her bush is fine, but I think the car is totalled.”