The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for May 18, 2022
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Transcript:
Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
NATIONAL NO DIRTY DISHES DAY
Maurice’s wife wants a divorce but Maurice does not, so he asks the lawyer, “Why does Evangeline want a divorce? I thought I was a good husband, me!”The lawyer replies, “Evangeline said you have been a good husband for the most part but it’s three behaviors of yours that bother her so much that she just can’t stand it anymore. She said you’re always picking your nose, you always use cold water to wash the dishes, and you never let her on top when you make love.”
Maurice thinks for a minute before he responds, “20 years ago, when I ask her daddy if I could marry Evangeline, he made me promise him three things: 1) I got to keep my nose clean, me. 2) I got to stay out of hot water. And 3) I got to stay on top of things.”