The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for June 01, 2022
May 31, 2022
June 02, 2022
Transcript:
Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
A police officer knocks on a woman’s front door.
Woman: “Hello officer!”
Officer: “Hi ma’m, I come bearing grim news I’m afraid”
Woman: “And what’s that now?!”
Officer: “Well, I regret to inform you that your husband and young son’s bodies were found. Luckily they both were carrying some form of I.D., otherwise we would have had to rely on dental records, as their corpses were basically obliterated!”
Wife: “Good Christ! What the hell……what happened?!”
Officer: “Yeah, well that’s what we’re trying to ascertain ma’m. We did notice something odd though. It appears that your son was barefoot, while your husband was wearing a pair of shoes!”
Wife: "That’s right! Before he left, my husband was adamant, “did you pack my pair of shoes!”"
Officer: “And what was it your husband and son were going to do?”
Wife: “They were going skydiving……..Oh — his PARACHUTES!…..well looks like I owe someone an apology!”