The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for December 28, 2022

A homeless man approached me as I was leaving a sandwich shop…

… and he asked me if I had $5 to spare. I felt bad for him, and was just about to give him the money.

But then I realized I was holding a $5 foot long I had just bought, so I held up both the cash and the sandwich and told him he could have whichever one he preferred.

He stared at the sandwich. Then his eyes shot over to the $5 bill. He looked at the sandwich again, then back at the cash. After a moment his eyes were darting back and forth between the two, and he threw up his hands in despair, let out a scream of anguish and then turned and ran away from me.

At first I was totally confused, but then it dawned on me: Beggars can’t be choosers.

A Guy sat next to me on the train.

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He pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”

I said, "If you think she is beautiful, you should see my missus mate.

He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?”

I said, “No, she’s an optician!”

Somehow seems rather sad…

https://imgur.com/gallery/0FRe7LZ

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